me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo
me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*
Tag: tagged me
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
while you were busy being heterosexual, i was looking for native salamanders at the creek
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
pervasive doubt 