*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

go outside. pet a sheep. eat some dirt. collect some mushrooms. u know how it is.

niggazinmoscow:

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales.

Mike the office manager.

This video is my life

lipoil:

Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee

me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up

theprincessleia:

incorrect star wars quotes

antisepticbandaid:

i had a dream last night that i was a werewolf, but when i tried to use my claws they were still clipped down and all i could think was “damn my useless lesbian hands”