
Tag: ME
me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo
me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*
me: hi how are you?
customer: im returning this
me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you


oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil
my silliness? never performative
authentically silly


