*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*

*dies in a bullshit way*

*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*

queerstatic:

eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

totallynotreimuhakurei:

shitpost-senpai:

Cinematic Parallels

Localization

misscrits:

poopcop:

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

caffeinatedunicorn:

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

eggsaladstain:

my favorite thing about nailed it is the baking tips that just straight up roast the contestants

a cake made with only eggs, milk, oil and sugar is an omelette