desolation5row:

and thats the facts

cephalotodd:

im no heterophobe i got a straight ship… maybe even two 😉 what can i say im a sinner and i love my filthy het babies!

articherrb:

HERE COME SOME PALS!

unwashedgrapes:

i want to sit in a clear indestructible box on the bottom of the ocean for the rest of my life but in a good way

elierlick:

I have never felt so personally attacked in my life.

xkcds:

Hi, I’m your new meteorologist and a former software developer. Hey, when we say 12pm, does that mean the hour from 12pm to 1pm, or the hour centered on 12pm? Or is it a snapshot at 12:00 exactly? Because our 24-hour forecast has midnight at both ends, and I’m worried we have an off-by-one error.

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megaceros:

bye

probablybadrpgideas:

plusthreeshortsword:

A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin.

(actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have led up to this point)

Roll this for every single character in your campaign

SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOU PLEASE

dappermouth:

here i am gazing up from the deep well in which i was born, fully-formed

here i am hiding from my many natural predators

here i am crawling into a damp hole in the rocks, where i sleep