Uncategorized – Page 88 – pervasive doubt

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why

palatinamedea:

biggus dickus energy

im ready to find my mortal enemy

slbtumblng:

carnival-phantasm:

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

unspecifiedbitchdisease:

me referring to my paranoia: yeah i’ve got great intuitition

virgopessimist:

mazhira:

fatmdaily:

Florence Welch singing “Part Of Your World” from (The Little Mermaid)

I am cured, my acne is gone and I don’t feel depressed.

I swear this improves my day 972% every time I see this on my dash

thebuttkingpost:

Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off