I love driving with my windows down but at what cost??
I’ll tell you whats the cost the other drivers around me can hear me go hard to natasha bedingfield’s iconic bop pocketful of sunshine while yelling at them for being morons who don’t know how to use a turn signal
In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from
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Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.
“I would say that the angriest critiques I get from people about shows are when I’m drinking whatever convenient cold beer is available in a particular place, and not drinking the best beer out there,” Bourdain explains. “You know, I haven’t made the effort to walk down the street 10 blocks to the microbrewery where they’re making some fucking Mumford and Sons IPA. People get all bent about it. But look, I like cold beer. And I like to have a good time.”
OMG “fucking Mumford and Sons IPA” best burn ever. I’m going to be laughing at that all day.
T’challa, a weary sibling, testing new gear: is this a prank
Shuri, ignoring the 42 hidden 360° cameras, 26 hidden audio recorders, her YouTube livestream, her Instagram livestream, the camera she hid in his shirt for a first person pov, Peter Parker on the ceiling, the camera in her hair, Nakia behind the door, and all the Dora Milaje staring through the window: no
Thor, sitting at his new home on Midgard, watching the YouTube livestream: Hahaha! Poor human, he’s so unaware of the events that are yet to unfold. You’d never do something like that to ridicule me, would you, brother?
Loki, who is hiding behind the kitchen counter watching his illusion hand Thor a cup of coffee after having tied his feet to a rope, holding the other end of the rope in his hand ready to pull it and hang Thor up like a piñata, holding a snake that spits fire in his other hand, already casting a spell to turn the living room floor into a pool, ignoring the 500 hidden cameras and the Hulk who will barge into the house any moment now, texting Shuri a thumbs-up emoji: Of course not, brother