Mercy: if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”
Brain: Tell her you’re reading about how female bonobo monkeys will form gangs to attack aggressive males and then have an orgy together.
Me: I can’t say that.
Brain: Tell her how bonobos have nuanced rituals establishing consent, and that males who overstep boundaries may find themselves set upon by an organized gang of vigilante lesbian monkeys.
Me: No.
Brain: We share 99.6% of our DNA with animals that use orgies for basically all forms of social organization, and they also have lesbian justice squads.
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response
i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved
i wonder if pepper has ever thought of getting like a phd or something but then realised that if she did she’d become dr pepper and she lives w tony stark
pervasive doubt 