Uncategorized – Page 51 – pervasive doubt

frogmp3:

frogmp3:

i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm

this is today’s mood

aughtpunk:

As a DM I would allow this, but only if they do a full ceremony with cake afterwards

asia1ei:

achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity

historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

fruitbi:

Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-

Trans and nb people:

versacegods:

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this
me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

snarthurt:

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

bronwinning:

What do you mean this isn’t how this scene went

thevoidfish:

grawly:

can you rephrase the question

griffin wrote this, he knew exactly what he was doing

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

ferrific:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

there needs to be a mamma mia 3 because there needs to be a role for hugh jackman in this franchise

Harry’s boyfriend?

YOU’RE HIRED

franeur:

manicbones:

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself