i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14
I was looking up pictures of the Spinosaurus for some art references and idea’s and kept coming across a bunch of plushes. Now it’s time we rate all 10 of them.
Let’s get started…
This is a fairly standard Spino. Head tilted up to the sky, begging the DinoGod for the fiery death. Anatomically correct, more or less, a fair 9/10. lacks aquatic features (and pointy toes)
Next we got Snub Nose Barrel Bob. Kinda looks like someone made a bad t-rex plush and stitched half a sea shell on it’s back. 6/10 it at least looks happy inside.
Here we got the Green Bean. This one’s another fairly standard Spino, fairly anatomically correct- except for the eyes on it’s neck. 8/10 that scale plush pattern is pretty cool.
This. Is a beautiful baby. The anatomy, the noes, the spines, the colors, and that pure and gentle face. 10/10 a flawless creation. (100/10 would snuggle)
This is a demon spawn from the eldritch realm. A broken fetus of a plush. -10/10 it’s single embroidered eye makes jagged cuts inside of my very soul…
Thank the stars, it’s the Velocaspino. It’s screams can reach beyond the seas and him big toe beans will crush your enemies. Not sure what the FUCK is going on with his hands/fingers?? 10/10 though, he saved my children from the elder demon above.
Now it’s finally time for the Jazzy Three. A tiny trio of Compy sized Spino babies looking over their shoulder like the smooth criminals they are. 3/3 keep on rockin you funky lil dudes.
Dragon Ball Z Dragon met the Spinosaurus and made a beautiful, soft and cuddly baby. With a big, toothy smile to reassure you, a large sail to surf the waves and cool you with shade and some pointy grabbers. This perfect example of a Spino is a 10/10 from me.
Idk who made this but it looks hand made and I’m impressed with that. I honestly love the stitching, making her look like a stunning, giant reptilian, representation of those cute zombie girls in those Tim Burton claymations. Such a stunning pose, a big mouth for devouring those who defy her, a flashy pattern of colors… 10/10 someone get this girl on the cover of Vogue.
Finally, I bring to you the Anime Spino. Everything about this colorful, soft friend is great but the anime eyes make me oddly uncomfortable. Those pointy toes and teeth are fantastic, wide open arms in a welcoming beckon for embrace, but those eyes he’s looking at you with. That hug is not one of welcome, it’s one of solicitation. 5/10 this little mother fucker is going to try to sell you a used car and a pocket full of pebbles.
pervasive doubt 