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synthclair:

*hurriedly trying to shove my intestines back into my body* i cant show up like this! im gonna be late!

lesbian-barbarian:

tharook:

rift-master:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

Looked it up and anon’s right

It’s defined as a drink other than water.

what the fuck

that’s the worst kind of definition

then wtf is water?

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

Step one: get a gf

Step two: wait

shepavellan:

Josephine: This man threw…a goat…at the castle your Worship

Inquisitor: Fucking hilarious want a job?

to-breathe-under-water:

bpdpoc:

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

But why is this so accurate