*hurriedly trying to shove my intestines back into my body* i cant show up like this! im gonna be late!
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Looked it up and anon’s right
It’s defined as a drink other than water.
what the fuck
that’s the worst kind of definition
then wtf is water?
If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas
Step one: get a gf
Step two: wait
Josephine: This man threw…a goat…at the castle your Worship
Inquisitor: Fucking hilarious want a job?

🌞 Boy I sure do love my cattle! 🌞

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter
But why is this so accurate






