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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE
This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
I could be a porn bot if I wanted to
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
Here is the non-problematic version.
I can’t believe the sages dreamt “then perish”
pervasive doubt 