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cuchuchillin:

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

I was about to take a chest x-ray of this lady and I was asking if she had any lung or heart conditions and she was like “just a broken heart” and I’m completely in a medical mindset so I asked her if she’s been diagnosed with a specific heart condition and she was like “no I mean I have a broken heart because my 16 year old grandson died a year ago today” and I’m like oh….. well that won’t show up on an x-ray..

Classes ask meme

lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief:

Paladin: What’s your favorite thing about the world?

Mage: If you could choose a single spell to be able to cast in real life, what would it be?

Rogue: What’s your favorite precious stone?

Alchemist: What’s something you would like to know about one day?

Barbarian: Do you consider yourself strong?

Ranger: What’s your favorite animal?

Bard: What’s your favorite song?

Cleric: Are you religious?

Monk: Can you always control yourself?

Fighter: What’s something you would fight for?

Druid: What’s your favorite kind of tree/plant?

Gunslinger: Have you ever used a firearm?

Samurai: Do you have a strong sense of honor?

Summoner: What’s your favorite mythological creature?

Oracle: What’s a recurring dream you have?

Psion: If you could read minds, would you do it?

Swashbuckler: Do you consider yourself agile?

glowybroodyelf:

what I said: I’m fine.

what I meant: Fenris was scared and not ready for a relationship and Hawke understood that and gave him the time and space he needed to sort himself out while staying faithful to him for 3 years, not asking for anything in return.