screamingcrawfish:

screamingcrawfish:

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

trans-mom:

The cis women who act like they’ve been seriously wronged when their spouse comes out as trans and starts transitioning are pathetic and deserve no sympathy. “transwidows” are horrid and abusive on average.

bengal-the-writer:

notdoinggethelp:

18thcentury-turnt:

morelikecreamhuff:

nethilia:

nopeabsolutelynot:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

The same thing happened to Portuguese in the former colonies. We all sound different, but we are closer to the Portuguese that was spoken in the XV century than Portugal.

That tends to be the truth for transplanted languages.

*softly* what the fuck

404youbroketheinternet:

girlandgeese:

Stop thinking: “I’m not talented enough to execute this concept.”
Start thinking: “I’m going to be a stronger artist when I’ve finished this piece.”

This is a fixed mindset vs. a growth mindset.

Your abilities are not static, and any challenges you have, anything that turns out different from how you imagined, is not evidence of failure, just a struggle towards improvement.

foxnewsfuckfest:

starfoozle:

One of my favorite science facts is that jaguars and other big cats are so entranced by the smell of Calvin Klein’s “Obsession” For Men cologne that it’s used to bait camera traps and for enrichment purposes.

#all cats are basic twinks

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y’all rushing to that reblog button:

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

reminder that my teeth and jaws are so strong that i can effortlessly crush a medium-thick bar of alloy 2024 aluminum and absorb the resulting shrapnel into my throat without serious health problems

white people can reblog this