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elon musk and grimes

gelfling:

givemeallthebaconandeggs:

Icelandic sheep

Where are they GOING

TO VALHALLA

me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way

my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*

me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier

jainz:

squidpixie:

gallifrey-feels:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy.

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

“Why don’t you call and ask if they’re hiring”

OH. MY. GOD.

Not to mention a lot of retail jobs make you take a fucking 200-question personality test.

I applied at a craft store and one of the questions was “rate your faith in humanity on a 1-5 scale.”

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

meladoodle:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

just-shower-thoughts:

With the rise of self driving cars its only a matter of time before we get a Country song where a mans truck leaves him too

pondwitch:

shinydefendorcheesecake:

pondwitch:

a person sucking their own dick is an ouroboros if u think about it 🐍

This is perhaps one of the best ancient Greece jokes I’ve ever seen but it’s so topical that in maybe even 2 months time it won’t work anymore.

i have no idea what current event you think this is about