it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves
gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance
bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.
mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening
Bad: Aliens who are bewildered by basic aspects of human society like cooking food and wearing clothes, implying that no similar practices exist anywhere else in the universe.
Good: Aliens who regard human society as largely unremarkable, but if questioned it rapidly becomes apparent that their understanding of the motive and purpose of various human cultural practices is subtly yet bizarrely askew.
“Us humans do this thing where we heat food to – ”
“Yeah no, we know what cooking is, dude. You heat up the food and then you eat it and it helps facilitate your cells’ photosynthesis less painfully.”
pervasive doubt 