vague post

sealedbeastnue:

doglesbian:

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

my-moonlight-us:

SIS.TWINS
IRISS AND ABISS

woodmeat:

phallusofthefuture:

woodmeat:

Running late because you had to doodoo is self care

Holding it in til you get to work to doodoo on the clock is fiscal responsibility

weeniebagel:

“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”

smoalgate:

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

sandyfarquhar:

baglieg:

TIL the brostronauts of Apollo 10 called each other, and various guys at ground control, “babe” 297 times over the course of the mission.

shit, yes, babe

peanutworm:

thewildonion:

chiefmilesobrien:

peanutworm:

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8×2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

This is literally how I would have done it

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

VALID