How Loki should have survived…

Loki, being strangled by Thanos: *Whispers* harder 😉

Thanos, dropping him: Bitch what the f-

stalker-among-the-stars:

my-little-ninja:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

afro-elf:

do you remember the first time you heard take me to church and you felt your skin melt off your body?

http://hapsburg.tumblr.com/post/173949825628/audio_player_iframe/hapsburg/tumblr_nbrm711DLW1qkxegp?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhapsburg%2F173949825628%2Ftumblr_nbrm711DLW1qkxegp

signatun-e:

Bibio | À tout à l’heure

harryedward:

harryedward:

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

david-lunch:

david-lunch:

david-lunch:

david-lunch:

my edgy david lynch fan theory is that nothing he does has any meaning it’s all just random imagery strung together and he watches and laughs as people struggle to interpret his work and there is a whole fuckload of evidence for it let me tell you

exhibit A:

exhibit B:

exhibit C:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

You don’t always need to talk…or speak…like its good to shut the fuck up sometimes…i love not talking