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my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))
me: oh sure :)))
me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]
me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want
Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.
Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.
COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY
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i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets
author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons
everybody: cool!
author: also half the army is female
everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic?
author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t
everybody: cool!
author: and a lot of them are poc
everybody: how does that? make sense?
author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible
everybody: makes sense
author: also several of the characters are not straight
everybody: what else even is there?
but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks
it is the east and julie’s dad is calling the cops
thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies
pervasive doubt 