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People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It
Watch the video and read more about this brilliantly simple project.
Mr. Rickman passed away today. Please watch this video for him.
If you all go 2 weeks without discourse the whole class gets an ice cream social and a pizza party
Some friends have a “code” to get the other out of a date that isn’t going well, like sending a call or a text so you can say, “Oh my God, _________ has happened. It’s an emergency.”
Not Michael. I send him a text and he shows up dressed like the T-1000. I’m like, “Shit, I’ve got to go!” and he’ll literally crash-walk through the restaurant window and start chasing me with Robert Patrick whiplash hands.
One time he chased me through a mall. We destroyed an American Girl Doll Store and busted a bunch of bins at the Sweet Factory. It was the best aborted date ever.
So many crying children, so many broken dreams.
Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion
(this is actual Hindu myth)
pervasive doubt 