sjw-bot:

Man Who Is Ruthlessly Addicted To Hentai Thinks His Opinion Matters

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

girlscanlikerobots:

Charlotte Brontë: Here’s my novel about a young governess who falls in love with a charming asshole edgelord who keeps his wife in the attic

Emily Brontë: Here’s my novel about a tragic orphan and a young lady who torture each other and call it love

Anne Brontë: Here’s my novel about a woman who leaves an abusive marriage and nabs herself a hot young Yorkshire sheepfarmer who Treats Her Right

Me: Oh thank God, at least one of you is sensible.

(via Kate Beaton – Hark, a vagrant)

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Gets out of bed with incredible force. The wave of compressed air is enough to shatter windows. They have a high window bill.

Taurus: Has ascended past the need for pajamas.

Gemini: Makes breakfast and in turn, breakfast makes them back.

Cancer: Woke up late and is now rushing in a half-conscious stupor to get ready for the day. The line between the waking world and dreams is really a suggestion at this point.

Leo: Woke up naked in the back yard again. Their bed is covered in leaves.

Virgo: Never slept. Was trying to sneak up on sleep.

Libra: Got a glimpse of the seven legged thing that stood over their bed but has more important things to do.

Scorpio: Slept under the bed last night, just to switch it up you know?

Ophiuchus: Spent the entire day making breakfast so they can just go to sleep and do it again.

Sagittarius: Angry at the sun for waking them up and looking for their hunting rifle.

Capricorn: “Dear Diary, the tiny coma happened again”

Aquarius: Has made their morning more efficient by combining the bathwater and the coffee.

Pisces: Woke up too big today.