yesdarlingido:

coffee-khaleesi:

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

this. everytime. this. 

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: The stars say the McRib will soon be back. The McRib wants revenge.

Taurus: All Tauruses are about 20% better at punching through brick walls than the other signs.

Gemini: Your collection of novelty stamped pennies is almost complete. The door to the Other Side will open as soon as you visit sea world in san diego.

Cancer: Laugh with the universe as you find your enemies impales on a wrought iron fence.

Leo: For safety reasons, all Leo’s will be required to announce their arrival in new rooms with a bugle. Bugles will be provided and can be located in the nearest ditch.

Virgo: Relax your shoulders. More.

Libra: Carpet armor is only effective against foot based attacks. You made a good choice, libra.

Scorpio: The stars say happiness will find you and hit you with a wrench until you tell them where the safe house is.

Ophiuchus: There are obstacles in your future. Literal hurdles. Hope you practiced your high jump.

Sagittarius: I could not receive todays fortune because the stars were making fart noises with their mouth and giggling.

Capricorn: A predator of sentient echoes lurks in the streets. Shut your ears.

Aquarius: Given other choices, your first car could have been an engine of war.

Pisces: Anything can become enchanted. Anything.