Normal Horoscopes 2018 Forecast:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: The small plant colony in your molars will finally begin to grow. You will root to the ground and become fertilizer for the bounty to come next.

Taurus: Its the early morning and the weather has gone sour. You will see a little girl in a purple raincoat. Keep walking. Do not make any movement towards her. As she passes, the smell of rot will be overwhelming.

Gemini: As you move furniture you will stumble and send an elbow through the drywall. You will see the words written on the inside of the facade. Meaningless words upon meaningless words. Their power has long since gone. There is nothing for you to do but forget and patch the hole.

Cancer: You will meet your state senator. An unassuming man. Wait. Where they a woman?The loose american cut suit obscured any defining features. Where you try to remember their face all you can see are scribbles. You remember them being pleasant if a bit occupied.

Leo: You will dream of the colossal spirit train. It will stop to pick up new passengers. The lavish interior and strange alien guests will be off-putting. Do not get off. Stay in the cabin. 

Virgo: As you sit by the bank of a river, you will see an old steamer trunk float by. It will contain your possessions from a previous life. If you have anything you want to save, lock it inside.

Libra: The wind will finally catch up to you. The frail bones of consumed birds raining down on your shoulders. Now or never dear.

Scorpio: You will get into a fight. Go on a quest for revenge. And know the true visceral feeling of the hunt.

Ophiuchus: Things will begin to wander out of the bamboo thicket. New things. Things with alien biology and the deepest of hunger. The stars and I recommend a nice cross spear.

Sagittarius: Well, youll find that cursed ivory comb you’ve been looking for, so thats a plus. Otherwise its looking pretty uneventful. 

Capricorn: Maybe you can realize how truly lucky you are and she will incinerate you with a rain of blazing moonlight. Maybe.

Aquarius: After all this time you will finally become one with the cold. Sleep with the windows open. Call beasts to your feet. Watch the plants die at your touch. The usual.

Pisces: Youll finally get the courage to ask out that scion of a sentient cloud of tar and a large bird. It will be quite the adventure. Keep an oxygen supply handy.